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Weekend Watching

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Brüno

Familiar with the character from Da Ali G Show but never particularly taken with his antics, I feared that Brüno would be a weak and very much one-tone follow-up to the shocking cultural offensive launched in Borat a few years earlier. Borat as a character worked on a number of levels, he weaseled into his guest’s good nature with an innocence before provoking reactions of racism, intolerance, prejudice, often to hilarious effect, and his general set-up had horribly racist overtones to begin with, however there was always a sense the audience was in on the joke so the edge wasn’t there.

Sadly, Brüno does not live up to Borat in that respect - unless you generally have a sense of homophobia or squeamishness with male nudity, you’re probably going to find it just plays to the range of extremes that you could rhyme off before entering the theatre. I laughed a lot but there’s little to recall. There’s a swingers party, there’s a spinning (talking!) circumcised cock, there’s a reality tv show review panel, there’s a BLACK talk show (BLACK capitalised because of all “AW HELL NAW” reaction shots), there’s a “cage fight” where the audience outside the ring is guilty of more violence, and these are the funniest parts of the movie. They are a mixture of staged/scripted fun and unscripted/reactionary mess, however only so much of it hits. There’s a section on the Middle East which is just tonally all wrong and seems more like a Borat bit, there’s an attempted seduction of a presidential candidate which is just very awkward without being terribly funny, there’s a sequence on child-model parents that comes off like a segment from Brass Eye and is more shocking than funny, and there’s a bit with some rednecks that comes off ENTIRELY scripted and acted as there’s no lead-in and an unbelievable outtro to the events (similarly, I believe they melded genuine footage of a swinger party with the fakery of the scary-titted-and-tatted BDSM blone that wasn’t actually ever there).

As a result, there are moments where it would’ve been just funnier if Bruno had been let loose in a general audience of middle America and tried to be that barometer for homophobia and prejudicial hatred, but at the same time I can understand why he didn’t do that - it’s been done, and probably better too.

Funny in places but also strangely lethargic or weak in others. B-

The Ice Harvest

Still not sure how I ended up stumbling across this movie but it stars John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton in a Harold Ramis directed neo-noir comedy about two guys ripping off the mob and taking off with a ton of money. Sounds good in premise but execution is just plain awful - there is no real plot beyond what I laid out above, the tone is completely muddled, the performances are phoned in, the characters are paper thin or incomprehensible in an attempt to appear quirkily complex (such as the lawyer buddy who’s married to Cusack’s ex-wife who hates her for some reason and wants to leave his step-family, Cusack’s family I should add, and run away with Cusack), abundant in noir cliches that don’t actually go anywhere or add anything, there’s also the repeated usage of a phrase that’s seemingly just a wanky reference to some obscure album.

Yeah, not much to recommend about this really except a good line after Thornton shoots a mob-hired assassin and says: “You’re dead… Stop standing there pretending like you aren’t dead” as the man totters on his feet, clearly dead.

Avoid. C-.

Old School

A recommendation. Never a big fan of “frat boy comedy” (Road Trip, American Pie and its ilk) this did little to sway me in its favour - sure, the laughs are there (squeamish laughter at Will Ferrell’s horrible body running naked through the streets, a huge fat guy getting pulled from the roof by a breezeblock attached to his pecker as part of a frat pledge, one or two sight gags and one or two lines, Will shooting himself up with pony tranquilisers and Sean William Scott’s mullet) but everything inbetween is interminable pain of a terribly acted love scenes, morality lessons learned and, most bizarrely, an ugly sequence during the credits where two unlikable characters are rather brutally killed. I guess that’s preferable to the semen/shit/piss gross-out humour that often litters others in this movie’s genre.

At the end of it all, not a patch on Blades of Glory, a comparable “blokey” type comedy that’s actually genuinely funny and also hits all the requisite “frat boy” low notes. C.

The Wire (Season 3)

The most critically acclaimed show on TV already had me as a die-hard fan, but season 3 just outdid itself - the quality of writing, the scope of the story arcs, the comprehensiveness of character and the loving detail in which the rise and fall of an empire is charted is quite awesome to behold. This is the season that says goodbye to many characters (literally and figuratively) and those who return (not rising from the grave) will be different people, completely changed by the events that unfolded over this season. Uncompromisingly honest at all times and featuring some of the most insightful writing about the horrors of the drug trade and even greater atrocities carried out in the name of political “progress”, with each passing season I become more and more a raving proselyte.

SEE THIS FUCKING SHOW. A++++.

Sony Walkman E436 review

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

I picked up one of these when I saw it on sale at a local electrical store, I’d been eying potential mp3 players for a while and had already decided long ago that it would be anything but ipod as I’m not a fan of iTunes, their battery life or their poseur hipster status symbol. The aforelinked site offered favourable reviews of the Sony line and I’ve never had any problems with a Sony product in my life so I figured why not.

It’s a lovely bit of kit. I’m not sure if the media management software is necessary but its functional and easy to use - except in the area of playlists, whereby you just need to sync up to WMP11 (or equivalent) and transfer via that. The UI is slick without being flashy, quick, easy to use and minimalistic. The sound is great and as you would expect, the earbuds provide clear sound. The unit itself is very slim and lightweight with a nice metallic front over a hard plastic back.

I only got the 4gb model despite having some 40gb of music because I’m a rotational person and like to swap-in/swap-out to force me to listen to new things, otherwise I’d probably listen to the same 100 or so albums forever. It also does video but I got over the idea of 240×320 resolution movies or TV around the same time as David Lynch.

I took it for my first jog (or rather jog-walk-hybrid) today and it performed well. My running playlist kept me on the move including such hits as Training Montage and Hearts on Fire from the Rocky IV soundtrack. :)

Movies from 2007 in review - Revisited

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Just before I get my 2008 movie post going, I thought I’d repost my updated 2007 list:

Top 10

1. No Country For Old Men
The Coens forge a masterpiece regarding the black depths of humanity around the staples of noir - a fickle cold-blooded murderer, a risk-taking everyman, an aging cop with a weary mind, a stolen bag full of blood money. Brilliantly adapted, beautifully shot and endlessly provocative.

2. There Will Be Blood
Another masterpiece in terms of cinematography and writing, but this time the acting shines brighter than the rest of the movie - Daniel Day Lewis is Daniel Plainview, the obsessive oil-man who slowly destroys everything around him as his compulsions are left with nowhere else to turn. A powerful tale about identity and greed given life by one of the best performers in the business.

3. Hot Fuzz
Parody has never been so close to loving homage as it is in this movie, upping the ante significantly from Shaun of the Dead - where it could be argued that a lot of the laughs are cheaper to win in a gore-fest comedy with a genre that has provided so much unintentional hilarity over the years - Wright, Pegg, Frost and co. return to take on the action buddy-cop genre and the result is a brilliant piece of action comedy that pokes fun at its genre conventions while taking them to the next level.

There’s not a lot of fat in between that top 3, all top class movies that are inherently watchable and have already been revisited since. The rest of the top 10 are great movies in their own right and belong on there, but without any commentary from me.

4. The Mist
5. Eastern Promises
6. Ratatouille
7. Superbad & Knocked Up (tie)
8. Stardust
9. The Valley of Elah
10. Zodiac